a (very) young don juan

Nine-year-old Alec Greven has written a book on How to Talk to Girls. First written as a pamphlet at his school, he now has a 46 page hardcover on store shelves nationwide. When asked a sampling of his advice:

[S]top showing off, go easy on the compliments to avoid looking desperate – and be wary of “pretty girls. It is easy to spot pretty girls because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewelry,” he writes in Chapter Three. “Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil.”

[via NY Post]