Bill Maher: New Rule: Float Like Obama, Sting Like Ali (via clint)

Mr. President, there are some people who are never going to like you. That’s why they voted for the old guy and Carrie’s mom. You’re not going to win them over. Stand up for the 70% of Americans who aren’t crazy.

And speaking of that 70% — let’s call them the sentient majority — when are we going to actually show up in all this? Tomorrow Glenn Beck’s army of zombie retirees are marching on Washington in protest of, well, everything. It’s the Million Moron March, although they won’t get a million of course, because many will be confused and drive to Washington state — but they will make news. Because people who take to the streets always do. They’re at the town hall screaming at the congressman, we’re on the couch screaming at the TV. Especially in this age of electronics and Snuggies, it’s a statement to just leave the house. But leave the house we must, because this is our last best shot for a long time to get the sort of serious health care reform that would make the United States the envy of several African nations